So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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