Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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