the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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