i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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