Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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