I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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