Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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