oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
vagina is talking i cant
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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