Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I deserve to be covered in dicks
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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