I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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