Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i dont even know how to be here
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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