You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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