so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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