Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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