STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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