so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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