He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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