I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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