belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
