WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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