And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
