try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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