You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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