She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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