Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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