she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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