Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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