dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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