just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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