you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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