well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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