I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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