Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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