I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Welp...herpes.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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