i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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