Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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