Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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