Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
