white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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