"it" just moved
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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