I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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