New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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