Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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