The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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