i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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