I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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