Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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