She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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