Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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