I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
soo... how was my night?
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